Tour guide:
And if you look to your left you will see a group of emos crying

Child:
*raises hand* But why are they crying?

Tour guide:
Well no one knows for sure but rumour has it that an idea ended today -March 22nd- in a short, emotionless paragraph on an important website. But we will never know the truth because the post was mysteriously deleted..

Child:
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Tour guide:
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Tour guide:
And if you look to your right-